1 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:17,818 Ow! 2 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:19,320 Ah, God! 3 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,322 I'm just taking your blood pressure, Eric. 4 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:22,990 It's too tight. Stop. 5 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:26,427 Ms. Cartman, I'm extremely worried 6 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,262 about your son's health. 7 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,264 His blood pressure, his cholesterol. 8 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,266 I think it's time for some drastic measures 9 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,767 to bring down his weight. 10 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,803 Oh, God, here we go with this shit again. 11 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:38,406 Doctor, we try to have Eric eat right and exercise, 12 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:41,409 but it just doesn't seem to work for him. 13 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:43,677 Well, there might be another answer. 14 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:46,647 Have you heard of semaglutides? 15 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,117 Semaglutides? 16 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:51,085 They're the active ingredient in Ozempic, 17 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:53,221 a drug originally made for people with diabetes 18 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:54,888 but we've now discovered 19 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:58,092 they can help obese people lose vast amounts of weight. 20 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:00,461 Really? 21 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,062 It's a whole new era of medicine. 22 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:03,631 A miracle, really. 23 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:07,635 Young man, how would you like to not be fat anymore? 24 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:12,273 Not be fat anymore? 25 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:13,974 Me? 26 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,976 Not fat anymore? 27 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,416 Hey, guys! 28 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:25,419 How's it going? Good to see you guys. 29 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,321 Hey, Wendy, you want to know something? 30 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,089 - What? - You're a dumb bitch. 31 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:30,591 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 32 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:32,560 You're a dumb bitch and you got saggy tits. 33 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:34,628 Oh, yeah, Cartman? Well, you're a... 34 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:36,997 You're a... 35 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,032 Sweet! 36 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:40,834 Oh, hey. Hey, Kyle. 37 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,003 Kyle, guess what? You're a totally ugly ginger 38 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,805 and your religion is fucking bullshit. 39 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,707 Oh, yeah? Well, you're a... 40 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:49,543 You're a... uh... Damn it! 41 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:52,413 Yeah! Awesome! 42 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:55,316 Hey, hello there, Pakistan. 43 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:58,619 Your whole country is fucking dumb and it smells like ass. 44 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:01,355 Okay, Pakistan? Why don't you get your shit together? 45 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:05,493 Oh, yeah? Well, you are normal person! 46 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:08,829 You are... very average-looking. 47 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:11,499 Fuck yeah, dawg. This is fucking nice! 48 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:16,103 Wow. Could this really happen? 49 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:19,340 Doctor, is it really true I can not be fat? 50 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,409 It's really true, young man. 51 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:23,944 How much do these new drugs cost? 52 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:27,515 Well, they aren't cheap. It's about $1,200 a month. 53 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:30,418 Oh, I don't know if we can afford that. 54 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:31,752 Oh. All right. 55 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:33,921 Well, never mind, Eric. Have a good day. 56 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:35,356 Never mind? 57 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:37,167 You can't just tell me there's a new miracle drug 58 00:02:37,191 --> 00:02:39,636 that'll make me not fat anymore, then say fucking "never mind"! 59 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,462 Insurance companies only cover the medication 60 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:43,197 for diabetes, not for weight loss. 61 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:45,697 So if you can't afford them, you're just kind of out of luck. 62 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:48,936 Doctor, please, I've been fat my whole life. 63 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:50,604 I hate how I look. 64 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:54,675 Please, there has to be something you can do. 65 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:56,977 All right. 66 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:59,547 I'm gonna write you a prescription for Lizzo. 67 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,749 - Lizzo? - She's a really good singer 68 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,860 who talks about body positivity and just being happy 69 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,185 with the way you look. 70 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:07,221 I want you to listen to Lizzo five times a day 71 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:09,257 and watch her videos just before bedtime. 72 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:11,792 Oh, and I'm afraid you'll have to be on Lizzo 73 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:13,827 for the rest of your life. 74 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:17,097 No! Lizzo, no! 75 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:20,334 Oh, my God! 76 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:22,579 A new weight-loss drug, one that's been described 77 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,180 - as a game changer... - Patients with obesity 78 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,307 lost up to 17.5% of their body weight... 79 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:28,685 The drug works by mimicking a naturally carried hormone 80 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,210 that is released from the gut... 81 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:37,050 One hot topic everyone in Hollywood 82 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,186 still seems to be talking about is Ozempic. 83 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,269 Obesity is a biological condition... 84 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:47,861 Are these new drugs a silver bullet for weight loss? 85 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:54,802 It will be the most lucrative drug ever made. 86 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:19,259 Whoa, whoa, whoa, where are you going? 87 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:21,995 I'm going to school. 88 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,365 Not looking like that you aren't. 89 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:26,434 Not looking like what? 90 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:27,814 We've talked about this, Shelley. 91 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:29,470 You don't go to school wearing shirts 92 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,305 that show off your body like that. 93 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:34,241 All the girls at school dress like this, Dad. 94 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:36,043 Mom already said it was okay. 95 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:39,913 - What? - It's really just the fashion now, Randy. 96 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,615 I don't care if it's the fashion, 97 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,617 I don't want my innocent little daughter 98 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:46,654 going to school dressed like a cum whore. 99 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:48,155 Go put on a different shirt. 100 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:49,723 No. I don't have to. 101 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:51,592 My body's not a distraction, it's perfect, 102 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:53,461 and you can't tell me what to do. 103 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:55,563 You're gonna get stared at all day. 104 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,565 Little boys are perverts. 105 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:59,600 Mom already said I could wear it! 106 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,602 Mom already said I could wear it! 107 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:03,036 You're stupid. 108 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,948 The school says girls can wear shirts like this 109 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,407 so I can do what I want! 110 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,385 Okay, cool, then maybe I'll just wear 111 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:11,379 whatever I want to school to come pick you up later! 112 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:12,880 Go ahead! 113 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,182 Ugh. 114 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:18,586 She's gonna be fine, Randy. She's just growing up. 115 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:20,287 Oh, she's gonna be fine? 116 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:22,590 Okay. Mark my words. 117 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:25,993 If you walk around wearing a shirt that exposes your belly, 118 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,895 you end up with a bad group of people 119 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,763 doing a bunch of drugs. 120 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:31,999 You'll see. 121 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,742 Randy was really upset, but I don't know, 122 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,611 I just don't see what the big deal is. 123 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:46,079 Do you let Wendy wear crop tops to school? 124 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,314 Yeah, sometimes. 125 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:48,982 I think it's fine when girls wear them. 126 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,084 What I can't stand is all the middle-aged moms 127 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,086 wearing them now 'cause they're all on Ozempic. 128 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:56,424 - Who's on Ozempic? - Oh, Butter's mom, Craig's mom. 129 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:58,792 A bunch of women use it to lose that last five pounds 130 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:00,961 and show off their stomachs. 131 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,963 Oh, hey, guys. How's it going? 132 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,665 Just getting some coffee? 133 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:07,367 Hi, Linda. You're, uh, looking good. 134 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:09,336 Oh, yeah, you know, just working out a lot, 135 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:11,271 doing Pilates and stuff. 136 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,706 Uh-huh, sure. 137 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:14,675 Kind of cold out, isn't it, Linda? 138 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:16,176 Oh, no, I'm not cold. 139 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:17,978 Not with all the running I'm doing lately 140 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:20,113 - to work on my core. - Hey, ladies. 141 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,249 Boy, it sure is chilly out this morning, huh? 142 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:25,553 Yeah, I sure hope summer comes soon. 143 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:27,755 Yeah, uh, we, uh, we got to get going. 144 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,923 We'll see you guys around. 145 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:32,059 Linda, you look really good. 146 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,027 Which obesity drugs are you taking? 147 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:36,864 Drugs? I-I'm not taking any drugs. 148 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:38,799 I'm just hiking and lifting weights. 149 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,168 Oh, Linda, you don't have to be shy with us. 150 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:44,371 I'm using Ozempic and Laura's using Mounjaro. 151 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:45,973 Come on, what are you on? 152 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:49,777 Oh, well, the truth is, Ozempic gave me the shits 153 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:51,745 so I switched to Zepbound. 154 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,514 Ooh, Zepbound's the same as Mounjaro, 155 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,949 but you don't have to have the diabetes to get it, right? 156 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:58,719 Yeah, I think Zepbound is the one Tweek's mom is doing. 157 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:00,888 Who had the half-caff venti chai latte? 158 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:02,656 Oh, that's me. 159 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,000 Listen, girls, we're doing the party 160 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,325 at my house this afternoon, okay? 161 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:08,161 - Okay, sounds good. - The-the party? 162 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,998 Yeah, you know, the obesity drugs are so hard to get, 163 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,567 all the girls meet up and share drugs and talk about them. 164 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:16,103 - You got to come. - Okay, I will. 165 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:23,811 Hey, Kyle. 166 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,589 Kyle, can you come talk to Eric for a minute? 167 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:26,780 He's really upset. 168 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,749 Cartman's upset? So what? 169 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:30,809 He's been crying all day and now he's just sitting 170 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:33,086 on the merry-go-round all by himself. 171 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,731 What's wrong with you? 172 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:46,900 Nothing. 173 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:50,971 Okay, Cartman, obviously something's wrong. 174 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,741 I'm just fat. 175 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:55,743 And I'm always gonna be fat. 176 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:00,313 Is this a trick? 177 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,849 I'm just... 178 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,827 there's these new medications that can treat obesity, 179 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:05,719 but my mom can't afford them. 180 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:09,456 I'm-I'm just a poor, fat kid. 181 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:12,159 Poor little fat kid. 182 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:14,662 Okay, Cartman, if your doctor wants to put you on medication, 183 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:16,296 your insurance will pay for it. 184 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:19,432 No, they said the insurance won't pay for it 'cause, um, 185 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,453 they're kind of new drugs, and so the only people 186 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:24,471 that can get them are people who can pay 1,200 bucks a month 187 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:26,974 and the rest of us get this. 188 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,376 - What's this? - It's a prescription for Lizzo. 189 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:32,445 Rich people get Ozempic, poor people get body positivity. 190 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:34,782 They can't just give medication to rich people. 191 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,216 Well, that's what they're doing. 192 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:37,961 Well, did you talk to the insurance company? 193 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:39,219 Did you file a claim? 194 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,821 Let's go down there and talk to them. 195 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,522 See? I knew Kyle could help. 196 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:44,634 When it comes to your health, you got to be tough, dude. 197 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:47,895 You got to have some fucking willpower, okay? 198 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,898 Okay. 199 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,775 Oh, hey! Hey, Shelley! 200 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,745 Over here, Shelley. 201 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,814 Yeah, right here. It's Dad! 202 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,682 I'm here to pick you up! 203 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,784 Oh, my God. 204 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,686 Oh, what? What's the problem, Shelley? 205 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:16,023 Come on, sweetheart. Daddy's just here to get you! 206 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:19,259 Tweek, come on, let's go, honey. Get your stuff. 207 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:23,296 Oh, hey, Randy. Look at you. 208 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,732 Huh? 209 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:28,168 So, you're, uh, you're doing the thing, too, huh? 210 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,337 - Doing-doing what thing? - Oh, come on, 211 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:32,539 we can all be honest with each other. 212 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,041 Those of us that can afford it 213 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:36,744 have nothing to be ashamed of, right? 214 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:40,280 You're, uh, you're into the drugs? 215 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,483 - Well, yeah, I'm into drugs. - Yeah, me, too. 216 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,953 - Whoa, really? - Yeah, I love them. 217 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,689 Well, I'm more into drugs than probably anyone in this town. 218 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,157 Well, then, what are you doing? 219 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,592 - You got to come join the group. - There's a group? 220 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,762 Yeah, a bunch of the girls, we get together and talk 221 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:57,064 about all the different drugs and where we can get them. 222 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:59,366 They're way harder to get these days. 223 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:02,069 At Laura Tucker's house tomorrow, lunch. 224 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:05,272 Come hang with the girls and we can share drugs. 225 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:16,349 Wow, look at this place. 226 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,586 Well, hello there. Looking to get some insurance? 227 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:22,122 No. My friend's mom already has insurance with your company. 228 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:24,557 Oh, great. You're here to pay your bill. 229 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,626 No, no, we're not here to give you money. 230 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,962 We're here to file a claim for my friend's medication. 231 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,831 Oh, you want money from us. 232 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,599 Right through that door over there. 233 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:40,607 Hello. 234 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:43,043 We want to file a claim to get my friend's 235 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,411 weight-loss drugs paid for. 236 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,914 Oh, okay. 237 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,892 Do you want to know his policy number or anything? 238 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:03,630 Let me... let me just speak with our medical director first. 239 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,179 Yeah, yeah, okay. 240 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,316 Sorry, but we don't pay for medicines for obesity 241 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,785 because it's not a disease. 242 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,419 Who was that? 243 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,455 That was the medical director. 244 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,299 The medical director decides what claims are valid 245 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:31,558 for us to pay for. 246 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:32,936 But you didn't say who the patient was 247 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,094 and what was wrong with him. 248 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,797 Right. The medical director's job 249 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,465 is just to say no. 250 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:41,534 Look, my friend's mom has been paying you people for years, 251 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:44,504 and his doctor says his weight is a medical concern, 252 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:47,174 and obesity is a disease. Oprah Winfrey says so! 253 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:50,277 Okay, okay, calm down. Calm... down. 254 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,679 I didn't realize I was dealing with someone 255 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,181 who had so much determination. 256 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,959 If you do a little more work, I think we can get 257 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,284 your medications paid for. 258 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,819 W-We can? 259 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,730 Yeah, you see, the doctors and the pharmaceutical companies 260 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:03,156 and the insurance companies all kind of work together. 261 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,392 So all you have to do is navigate 262 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,727 the American health care system. 263 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,305 Just fill out these forms. 264 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,477 I need to send you to Imaging. 265 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,748 Just fill out these forms. 266 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,809 I just... I just filled 'em out at the last place. 267 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,721 I can't sign this for insurance. 268 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,342 His original doctor needs to sign this. 269 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,303 We need you to get a second opinion 270 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,840 - from a doctor who's in network. - Ugh. 271 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:03,935 We need these filled out and then faxed 272 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,218 to your insurance company. 273 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,968 We need confirmation from a different specialist. 274 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,485 No, we already talked to the insurance company. 275 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,878 They were supposed to talk to you. 276 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,408 Hey, fellas, I think I'm lost 277 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:53,792 in the American health care system. 278 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,502 Fellas? Fellas?! 279 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,504 Help! 280 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:02,209 So my doctor says, "I don't think you really need 281 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,676 "these drugs, Mrs. Stotch. 282 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,536 They're more for people with morbid obesity." 283 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,348 I was like, "I have to be in a bikini on Wednesday. 284 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,450 You can morbid obesity my ass." 285 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,319 I heard most doctors will still prescribe 286 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,820 the ten milligram Zepbound shots. 287 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,889 No, they're cracking down on those, too, because 288 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,858 people with diabetes need it. 289 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,462 Hey! 290 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,065 Oh, hey, Randy. 291 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,134 Girls, Randy says he has a hookup 292 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,835 on some really good shit. 293 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,679 Oh, wow, let me get some of that. 294 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,840 Welcome to the club, Randy. Which drugs are you on? 295 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,242 Well, I'm on whatever. 296 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,911 I brought a little appetizer for everybody. 297 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,113 Everyone. Everyone, 298 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,693 we have a little surprise for you all. 299 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:44,551 So, Alexis Testaburger just decided 300 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,153 to start taking the drugs. 301 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,321 She went to Mexico and was able to get 302 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,258 a 12-injection sample through customs. 303 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,892 Party time, guys. 304 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,803 - No way. - How can you get it? - How much can you get? 305 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,572 - Oh, my God. - How much is it? - I need it now. 306 00:14:56,596 --> 00:15:01,434 - Oh, I want some. - I need it now. - I'm all out. 307 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,204 Here you go, Randy. 308 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,406 Oh, thanks, yeah. 309 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,942 That's, uh, yeah, awesome. 310 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,912 Is something wrong, Randy? 311 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,482 No. No, I'm not a-scared. 312 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,916 Well, go ahead, Randy. 313 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:21,788 Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy! 314 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:26,926 Bravo! 315 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,231 Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy... 316 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:00,994 Randy... 317 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,465 Randy... 318 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,148 Oh, you're finally up. 319 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:22,982 You got home late last night. 320 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,584 Oh, uh, yeah. 321 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:28,055 I was just out doing some hiking. 322 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,123 You were hiking at night? 323 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,892 Yeah, I was hiking really a lot. 324 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,927 Well, here, I made you some bacon and eggs. 325 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:37,897 Uh, no, thanks. I'm really not that hungry. 326 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,872 Towelie. Towelie. You're not gonna believe this. 327 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:49,342 Dude, have you ever done GLP-1 peptides? 328 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,178 GLP pep what now? 329 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,613 There's these new, crazy drugs people are doing. 330 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,316 It's like cocaine and molly mixed together. 331 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,251 They make women go crazy. 332 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,419 No, really? 333 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,954 Yeah. Last night I was partying 334 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,390 with nine hot MILFs, 335 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,525 and this morning I woke up, and guess what. 336 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,294 I don't feel like total shit. 337 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,961 It's like a miracle drug. 338 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,864 You partied all night and felt fine the next morning? 339 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,233 Totally fine. 340 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,867 There's, like, nothing wrong with me. 341 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,737 Wow. You want half a breakfast burrito? 342 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,706 No, I'm good. I seriously thought 343 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,184 maybe I couldn't do hard drugs anymore 344 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,310 'cause of all the downsides the next day, 345 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,944 but this, like, changes everything. 346 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,514 There's another rager at Mable Thompson's house tomorrow. 347 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,849 I can't fuckin' wait. 348 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,091 Stan, Kenny, we need your help. 349 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,626 Hey, where have you guys been? 350 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,295 We've been out navigating the American health care system. 351 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,830 I almost died. 352 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,032 It's so fucked up, you guys don't even understand. 353 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,300 What's fucked up? 354 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,711 They just purposely make it difficult 355 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:49,978 for people to pay for what they need. 356 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,671 The insurance companies, the hospitals 357 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,416 and the drug companies, they're making obesity drugs 358 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,543 more expensive in America than anywhere else in the world. 359 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,083 There are celebrities and rich people 360 00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,888 using these new drugs to lose a few extra pounds, 361 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,481 and meanwhile, Cartman's fat as fuck 362 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,592 - and can't get any help. - Dude, what do you want us 363 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,951 - to do about it? - Yeah. 364 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,953 I was watching a bunch of videos online. 365 00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:09,722 They show how you can order raw semaglutide from a factory 366 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,558 in India and mix your own injections 367 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,092 for next to nothing. 368 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,162 You mean, like, we're gonna get powder from India, 369 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:18,398 and make it into obesity shots for Cartman ourselves? 370 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,433 Who needs hospitals and insurance 371 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,436 when we have TikTok and YouTube? 372 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,044 The semiglutides are here! 373 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,044 Is something wrong with the food, Randy? 374 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:41,113 No, no, it was great. 375 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,882 You're done? 376 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,451 You want to just skip to dessert? 377 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,551 I made your favorite pie. 378 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,687 Ooh, pie? 379 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,089 Yeah, maybe later. 380 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,395 Kids, can you leave the table so I can have a talk 381 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,829 with your father? 382 00:19:56,929 --> 00:20:00,733 What? What'd I do? Don't leave. 383 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:04,837 Randy, I think I know what's going on. 384 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,273 You do? 385 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,442 Yeah. You keep saying you're going to the gym 386 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:13,045 and doing Pilates, but then you aren't eating anything. 387 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:16,182 Are you doing those new drugs everyone's doing? 388 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,619 What? Oh, my God. 389 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,220 What? Sharon. 390 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:24,056 I am not doing drugs. 391 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,725 Just be honest, Randy. 392 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,861 Sharon, I smoke weed and drink beer. That's it. 393 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:32,599 I can't believe you would even think I would... 394 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:35,535 - Sharon! - Then how are you not eating? 395 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:36,903 What...? I ate. 396 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,905 Just 'cause I don't eat as much as you. 397 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,085 Just 'cause I'm doing Pilates, working out and stuff. 398 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,310 Sorry, I don't eat as much as you do. 399 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,346 I'm just trying to be better. Not on drugs. 400 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,548 Why would you even suggest that I'm doing drugs? 401 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,116 Are you drunk? 402 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,412 Randy. 403 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,381 Thank God. We have a big problem. 404 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,215 There's no more drugs! 405 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,951 No more drugs? 406 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,986 - Do you have any? - Well, no. 407 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,556 - I thought you guys always had plenty... - Shit. 408 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,190 Randy doesn't have any either. 409 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,660 - Oh, no. - No, no, no, no. - Goddamn it. 410 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,395 We've been totally cut off. 411 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,829 W-W-What, what happened? 412 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,798 There's been a nationwide crackdown 413 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,066 because doctors are saying 414 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,134 some people are abusing the drugs. 415 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,637 Well, what else are you supposed to do with drugs? 416 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,573 What are we gonna do? 417 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,207 I know what we should do. 418 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,943 Let's go knock off a pharmacy. They have plenty of drugs. 419 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,345 - Good idea. - Yeah. - Yes. 420 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:53,946 I know for a fact 421 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,891 the pharmacy on Tanner Street has a whole new supply. 422 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,584 So we'll break in and take 'em. 423 00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:00,863 - We can do it. - Yes. - Uh, I think, ladies, 424 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,631 we can get in a lot of trouble for doing that. 425 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,023 That's right. 426 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,793 So we have to make sure nobody knows it's us. 427 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:14,534 Nobody move. This is a holdup. 428 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,536 Stay calm and nobody gets hurt. 429 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:17,970 Keep your hands up. 430 00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,906 This will all be over soon. 431 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:23,175 Go make sure the back doors are locked. 432 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:25,645 Ah... Okay. God. 433 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,880 Oh, come on, Mrs. Tucker, Mrs. Neely, 434 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,324 how many times do I have to tell you 435 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,026 these drugs aren't meant for people like you. 436 00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:33,052 How do you even know who we are? 437 00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:35,263 Because you ladies can't help but expose your stomachs 438 00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:37,990 everywhere you go, no matter how inappropriate it is. Ah! 439 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:41,293 Come on, get the drugs and let's get out of here. 440 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:42,829 That's all of it. 441 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:44,640 - All right, come on. Let's go. - All right. Come on. 442 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,208 - Let's go! - Let's get out of here. - Let's go. Let's go. 443 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:47,800 Hey, there's some OxyContin and Vicodin, 444 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,301 should I grab that, too? 445 00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:53,239 No? 446 00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:04,083 All right, that should be good. Kill the switch. 447 00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:07,019 Okay, Kenny, bring over the injector. 448 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:13,325 It's done? 449 00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:15,462 It's done. 450 00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:17,072 You know, Cartman, this could be dangerous. 451 00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,531 If you don't want to... 452 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:21,333 To hell with danger. This can change my life, Kyle. 453 00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:24,136 Let's do it. 454 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,438 Kenny. 455 00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:30,710 Well... 456 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:33,846 Here it goes, guys. 457 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:42,789 Cartman? 458 00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:44,657 Do you feel anything? 459 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,793 I think so. 460 00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:48,561 - Get me some Cocoa Puffs. - What? 461 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,196 I need to make a cereal bomb. 462 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:53,065 Get me Cocoa Puffs, Cap'n Crunch and a bucket of KFC. Hurry. 463 00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:06,613 - So, what's going on? - We don't know. 464 00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:08,624 Cartman's been in the bathroom with the bucket of cereal 465 00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:09,816 for almost 30 minutes. 466 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,851 Dude, Cartman, what are you doing? 467 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,160 Look at this. 468 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,895 Look at what? 469 00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:25,297 There's two chicken thighs in there. 470 00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:26,899 So? 471 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:30,169 So? Do you know the last time I couldn't finish a cereal bomb? 472 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,071 I think these drugs totally work! 473 00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:33,205 They do? 474 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,483 My favorite thing in the world is 475 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:35,818 eating a cereal bomb and taking a shit 476 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,409 at the same time to make more room. 477 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:39,154 But I got to the last two thighs at the bottom and I was like, 478 00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:41,313 "Wait a minute, I think I'm full." 479 00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:44,316 I've never known that feeling before in my life, you guys. 480 00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:45,518 But I'm full. 481 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:46,795 You really can feel a difference? 482 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,387 I totally feel a difference. 483 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,165 I always drink the chocolatey chicken milk left at the bottom, 484 00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:51,490 but it's still sitting there. 485 00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:52,992 Wow! 486 00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:55,795 Dude, I think we did it, Kyle. What do we do now? 487 00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:57,997 Now? 488 00:24:58,097 --> 00:25:00,099 Now, we're gonna make a whole lot more. 489 00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:02,001 We're not gonna just help Cartman, 490 00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:03,903 we're gonna help everyone in America 491 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,172 who can't afford obesity drugs. 492 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:16,916 All of us in the sugar business have a big problem. 493 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,417 We designed our cereals 494 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,320 so that people would always crave more and more. 495 00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:23,823 But now obesity drugs are making people 496 00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:26,525 less cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. 497 00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:27,994 Ain't that right, Sonny? 498 00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:31,463 We're talking a 60% hit to the business. 499 00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:34,934 These obesity drugs are an attack on all of us. 500 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,103 Even you, Cap'n Crunch. 501 00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:40,306 The drugs are moving in on our turf. 502 00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:42,508 And we'll all be in trouble soon. 503 00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:44,711 Trix Rabbit... 504 00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:46,679 Tony le Tigre 505 00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,280 and Sugar Bear. 506 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,216 We're only losing all the rich people. 507 00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:52,036 We'll be fine as long as lower-income people 508 00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:53,620 keep taking Lizzo. 509 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,130 - Lizzo, yeah. - Lizzo, that's right. - Yep, yep. 510 00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:56,464 - Lizzo. - We can't just keep 511 00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:58,825 pushing body positivity on people 512 00:25:58,925 --> 00:26:00,793 because there's a new threat... 513 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,895 compounding pharmacies. 514 00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:05,932 Hey, what up, guys? It's your new friends 515 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:07,433 at South Park Compounding Pharmacy. 516 00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:09,636 We are now taking orders for our affordable 517 00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:12,605 obesity drugs available to everyone. 518 00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:14,683 We're not here to just make money, 519 00:26:14,707 --> 00:26:16,375 we're here to make things fair. 520 00:26:16,475 --> 00:26:18,611 - And to make some money. - Our semaglutides are safe 521 00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:20,747 and even cheaper than a Little Debbie snack cake. 522 00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:23,082 Motherfucker. 523 00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:24,316 So just "Like and Subscribe" 524 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,885 if you want to get on the list 525 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:27,062 and we will get everyone who wants it 526 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,221 their semaglutides. 527 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,791 These people think they can just come in 528 00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:34,293 and mess with everything we've built? 529 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:38,030 I say we kill every last fucking one of 'em. 530 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,959 Oh, my God! 531 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:11,998 Mom, Mom! Look at me. 532 00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:14,233 Eric! Oh, my goodness. 533 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:17,036 It worked, Mom. I'm normal. 534 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,811 - Kyle, Kenny! - Whoa. Cartman? 535 00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:26,445 It worked, you guys. Check me out. 536 00:27:26,545 --> 00:27:28,047 It's amazing, dude. 537 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,816 - Yeah, and guess what, Kyle? - What? 538 00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:32,618 You're a big dumb Jew and your breath stinks like ass. 539 00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:33,953 - What? - Yeah. 540 00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:35,454 And, Kenny, you have greasy hair 541 00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:37,365 'cause your family's too poor to afford shampoo. 542 00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:39,726 - Dude, fuck you. - What are you gonna say back? 543 00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:41,861 Nothing. Oh, my God, it worked! 544 00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:43,395 Hey, you guys. 545 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,663 Wow, Cartman? 546 00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:46,866 Yeah. You all have zits on your tits. 547 00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:48,968 You have big zits but tiny tits. 548 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:50,669 Oh. Oh, yeah? 549 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:53,105 What you got? You got nothing! 550 00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:55,074 You want to know what else, Pakistan? 551 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:57,043 You all have stupid haircuts. 552 00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:58,711 Yeah. 553 00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:00,079 You're haircuts are dumb 554 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,248 and that's why your women cover their heads. 555 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:06,185 Yeah! Yes... 556 00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:10,322 The-the fuck is this? 557 00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:16,328 Hmm. 558 00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:17,563 Oh? 559 00:28:17,663 --> 00:28:19,265 Oh...? 560 00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:23,602 Yeah, well, it's official. 561 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:26,038 It's been one week and Eric's lost 1.3 pounds. 562 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:27,706 1.3 pounds? Is that good? 563 00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:28,975 I'd say it's good. 564 00:28:29,075 --> 00:28:30,509 This is so great, you guys. 565 00:28:30,609 --> 00:28:32,745 Last night, I had a dream about all the amazing things 566 00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:34,046 I'm gonna do when I'm skinny. 567 00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:35,314 Thank you, guys, so much. 568 00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:37,083 We just got another order, fellas. 569 00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:38,885 50 more cases heading out. 570 00:28:38,985 --> 00:28:40,286 50 more? That's great. 571 00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:41,906 How's it going on the injectors, Kenny? 572 00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:43,954 It's going good, just trying to keep up. 573 00:28:43,990 --> 00:28:45,524 Well, it's been a week, Cartman. 574 00:28:45,624 --> 00:28:47,159 So, are you ready for your second dose? 575 00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:49,428 I'm so ready, Kyle. It's really working. 576 00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:51,173 This morning, for breakfast, I couldn't even finish 577 00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:52,799 half a cereal bomb on the toilet. 578 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:54,266 Okay, tomorrow, maybe let's go 579 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:55,968 for no cereal bombs on the toilet. 580 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:57,579 All right, here's your next dose, Cartman. 581 00:28:57,603 --> 00:29:00,139 - You know the drill. - I sure do. 582 00:29:02,608 --> 00:29:03,910 - Hands up! - This is a holdup. 583 00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:05,912 Nobody move and nobody gets hurt. 584 00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:08,614 - Hand over the obesity drugs. - What? 585 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:10,783 I got 'em, I got 'em! 586 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,485 Get it all. There's more over here. 587 00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:17,556 - No, this is mine. - Give it to me, fatso. 588 00:29:17,656 --> 00:29:18,858 Fuck you, I need that. 589 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:21,160 Give me the peptide, you little fat fuck! 590 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:24,563 - We got it. - Let's go. - Let's get out of here. 591 00:29:24,663 --> 00:29:26,532 - Okay, go! - Drive, drive, drive! 592 00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:34,106 Come on, give me some of that shit! 593 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:45,084 I'm telling you, Sheila, these new drugs are pretty amazing. 594 00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:47,486 I was feeling so ashamed of myself. 595 00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:49,922 Watching Randy go out and exercise all the time 596 00:29:50,022 --> 00:29:51,490 and not eating as much. 597 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:54,260 But I just don't have the same kind of willpower he has. 598 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,128 Which of the drugs are you on, Sharon? 599 00:29:56,228 --> 00:29:57,596 Ozempic? Mounjaro? 600 00:29:57,696 --> 00:29:59,798 Oh, no, I talked to my doctor. 601 00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:03,135 He said insurance would only pay for those if I had diabetes. 602 00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:04,536 But if you can't afford them, 603 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,338 then how are you managing your weight? 604 00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:08,007 Don't you know, Sheila? 605 00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:09,942 Now there's a whole new obesity drug 606 00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:12,678 for those of us who can't afford Ozempic and Mounjaro. 607 00:30:12,778 --> 00:30:15,014 I've controlled all my cravings to be thinner... 608 00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:16,482 with Lizzo! 609 00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:20,920 FDA-approved Lizzo 610 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:23,089 makes you feel good about your weight. 611 00:30:23,189 --> 00:30:24,549 And it costs 90% less than Ozempic. 612 00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:27,759 I've lowered my standards and my expectations. 613 00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:30,839 In case studies, 70% of patients on Lizzo 614 00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:32,999 no longer cared how much they weighed. 615 00:30:33,099 --> 00:30:34,500 I don't give two shits. 616 00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:38,837 Lizzo helps you eat everything you want 617 00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:40,482 and keep physical activity to a minimum. 618 00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:41,549 Some patients report constipation 619 00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:42,708 while listening to Lizzo. 620 00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:44,243 Stop listening to Lizzo 621 00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:46,612 if you experience suicidal thoughts. 622 00:30:46,712 --> 00:30:48,490 Serious side effects may include pancreatitis, 623 00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:51,550 hypothermia and literally shitting out your ears. 624 00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:54,853 Are you living with concerns of obesity? 625 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:58,757 Ask about the power of not giving a fuck, with Lizzo. 626 00:31:06,165 --> 00:31:08,767 Oh, hey, Randy. How was the party? 627 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,202 It was, uh... 628 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:12,338 It was not great. 629 00:31:12,438 --> 00:31:14,140 Oh, you didn't rage? 630 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,008 Oh, we raged. 631 00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:20,146 I think there's something wrong with these drugs. 632 00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:23,015 I was there raging again with a bunch of hot women 633 00:31:23,115 --> 00:31:25,717 and then suddenly, I was like, 634 00:31:25,817 --> 00:31:28,720 I don't know if I feel like doing this anymore. 635 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:31,057 Like, I felt satisfied. 636 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:34,060 With any drugs, I always want to do more and more and more. 637 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,361 But suddenly with these drugs, 638 00:31:35,461 --> 00:31:38,397 I feel like I actually want things less. 639 00:31:38,497 --> 00:31:39,999 Does that make any sense? 640 00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:41,233 Not at all. 641 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,002 It's like, you know, with good drugs, 642 00:31:43,102 --> 00:31:44,803 they make you just want and lust, 643 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,506 but those drugs also make your dick not work. 644 00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:51,043 But with these drugs, you don't really crave anything 645 00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:53,012 and your dick totally works. 646 00:31:53,112 --> 00:31:55,114 Look, man, you're talking crazy. 647 00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:56,915 I think maybe you've just fallen in 648 00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:59,185 with a bad group of people. 649 00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:02,388 Yeah. In a bad group of people, 650 00:32:02,488 --> 00:32:04,456 doing a bunch of drugs. 651 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:09,228 Randy, you've got to get away from those MILFs. 652 00:32:13,966 --> 00:32:15,801 South Park Compounding Pharmacy. 653 00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:17,412 Oh, yes, ma'am, we'll have your obesity drugs 654 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:18,537 to you really soon. 655 00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:21,073 We had a bit of a... robbery. 656 00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:23,275 Well, we're not really sure when. 657 00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,344 Yes, ma'am, we understand how serious it is. 658 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:26,712 No, no, don't take the Lizzo. 659 00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:28,614 We'll-we'll have a new supply shortly, okay? 660 00:32:28,714 --> 00:32:31,250 - Fellas! You gotta come quick! - What's wrong? 661 00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:33,119 It's Eric. He says he's giving up. 662 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:34,462 H-He bought a bunch of junk food 663 00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:35,697 and he's gonna mix it all together! 664 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,356 Cartman's making another cereal bomb? 665 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,616 It's a cereal bomb, but topped with Twinkies and gravy. 666 00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,593 He said it's called an Oppenheimer. 667 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,136 Cartman, what are you doing? 668 00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:51,537 The drugs are wearing off, Kyle. 669 00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:53,272 I didn't get my second dose. 670 00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:54,616 I just want to make an Oppenheimer 671 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,208 and forget the whole thing. 672 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,945 That's it? You're just gonna give up? 673 00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:01,480 I don't want to hope anymore. 674 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:03,125 Well, you got to hope, Cartman. You hope 675 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:05,617 and you work instead of turning to shit like that! 676 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:08,820 It's all just making it worse, Kyle. Don't you get it? 677 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,289 Knowing there's a cure. 678 00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:13,459 Knowing I can have willpower injected into my body. 679 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:14,993 It's all just made me dream about 680 00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:16,762 what my future can be like. 681 00:33:16,862 --> 00:33:18,330 But I realize now that those dreams 682 00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:19,998 are never gonna come true. 683 00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:23,402 Cartman, your dreams are going to come true. 684 00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,604 - No, they won't. - Yes, they will. 685 00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:27,224 You'll do everything you dreamed about, 686 00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:29,308 you just have to fight for those dreams. 687 00:33:30,942 --> 00:33:32,811 I don't have the willpower that you do. 688 00:33:32,911 --> 00:33:35,114 Just come back to the pharmacy with us. 689 00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:36,348 We're not gonna quit. 690 00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:37,716 But all our shit got stolen. 691 00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:39,318 My obesity drugs are with some women 692 00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:40,418 who don't even need them. 693 00:33:40,486 --> 00:33:41,820 So, are we gonna let them win? 694 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,589 People can be as unfair as they want. 695 00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:45,524 But as long as there's a factory in India, 696 00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:48,727 I will never stop making obesity drugs for the needy. 697 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:05,344 This is the place. 698 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,466 Little Debbie! 699 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:36,808 You think you can sell your drugs on our fuckin' turf? 700 00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:39,645 Only one drug is king in America. 701 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,747 And that drug is sugar. 702 00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:51,056 One of the largest manufacturers of semaglutide 703 00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:54,326 was attacked today by body positivity activists. 704 00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,562 Our own Bill Norman has more. 705 00:34:56,662 --> 00:34:59,365 Tom, the advocates for body positivity 706 00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:01,867 broke into this obesity medicine facility 707 00:35:01,967 --> 00:35:04,303 and opened fire on everyone inside. 708 00:35:04,403 --> 00:35:07,473 The terrorists claimed that obesity is not a disease 709 00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:09,208 and that every body is beautiful 710 00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:11,543 as they then burned the factory to the ground. 711 00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:14,580 The identity of the attackers is still unknown, 712 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,348 but one member of the militant group 713 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,417 sent this anonymous message. 714 00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:20,486 Now instead of obesity drugs, 715 00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:22,354 people will have to rely on good things, 716 00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:25,257 like self-esteem and body positivity. 717 00:35:25,357 --> 00:35:26,725 They're grrreat! 718 00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:29,261 Does this mean I'm not gonna get my next dose? 719 00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:30,596 I'm just gonna stay fat? 720 00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:32,039 What the hell is wrong with people? 721 00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:34,132 Am I just gonna stay fucking fat, Kyle? 722 00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:35,710 - No, we're gonna do something else. - But the body positivity people 723 00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:37,436 are just gonna destroy all the drugs 724 00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:39,147 - and I'm gonna be fat. - You are not gonna be fat, Cartman. 725 00:35:39,171 --> 00:35:40,848 - I'm gonna be fat. Yes, I am. - Listen to me. 726 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:42,250 - I'm gonna be fat forever! - You're not gonna be fat! 727 00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:43,751 You can't do anything. They have all the power. 728 00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:44,819 We'll get the drugs somewhere else. 729 00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:46,044 They want to keep me this way. 730 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:47,422 We just have to keep working harder. 731 00:35:47,446 --> 00:35:48,686 I'm gonna be fat as fuck, Kyle! 732 00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:50,034 We're gonna fuckin' figure it out! 733 00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:52,751 Ugh. Ooh. 734 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:54,085 Cartman? 735 00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:56,555 I just got to get my next dose soon, you guys. 736 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:58,890 Something's going on down there. 737 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,570 It's okay, you're just experiencing 738 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,406 some side effects from your medication. 739 00:36:16,742 --> 00:36:20,479 Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry. 740 00:36:20,579 --> 00:36:21,747 It's all right, Mrs. Marsh. 741 00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:23,057 We've been seeing a lot of this lately 742 00:36:23,081 --> 00:36:24,650 with people taking Lizzo. 743 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:28,554 Now, are you mostly defecating out your anus or out your ears? 744 00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:30,422 M-My ears. 745 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:32,491 Yup, all right, let's take a look. 746 00:36:33,359 --> 00:36:35,494 Uh-huh. Yep. 747 00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:36,795 Okay. 748 00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:38,330 Well, that confirms it, Mrs. Marsh. 749 00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:40,532 I'm afraid with all the Lizzo you've been takin', 750 00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:42,834 you've given yourself "diabeartes." 751 00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:46,071 - What? I have diabetes? - Diab-ear-tes. 752 00:36:46,171 --> 00:36:49,608 It's a mild form of diabetes that occurs mostly in the ears. 753 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,243 It's something you'll have to manage 754 00:36:51,343 --> 00:36:52,511 for the rest of your life. 755 00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,079 But that's really good news. 756 00:36:54,179 --> 00:36:56,181 H-How the hell is that good news? 757 00:36:56,282 --> 00:37:00,085 Because! Now I can write you a prescription for Ozempic! 758 00:37:00,185 --> 00:37:01,987 With your condition, you're finally eligible 759 00:37:02,087 --> 00:37:03,822 for semaglutides. 760 00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:06,892 I-I can get on Ozempic now? 761 00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:08,294 Yes, ma'am. 762 00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:10,037 Congratulations on your diabeartes, Mrs. Marsh. 763 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,998 We'll see you back here looking skinny in a few weeks. 764 00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:19,338 All right, next. Come on in, Mrs. Munoz. 765 00:37:20,105 --> 00:37:22,508 Experiencing some side effects with your Lizzo? 766 00:37:22,608 --> 00:37:23,842 Yes. 767 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:29,348 Come on, dude. You don't want to do this. 768 00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:30,949 Yes, I do. 769 00:37:31,049 --> 00:37:33,319 Eric, there's so much to live for. 770 00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:34,620 What's he doing? 771 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:35,963 Cartman's in there with a cereal bomb 772 00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:36,788 that he says is ten times more destructive 773 00:37:36,888 --> 00:37:38,056 than an Oppenheimer. 774 00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:39,434 He says it's called a Stormy Daniels. 775 00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:40,592 Cartman! 776 00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:42,528 Cartman, stop! I have a solution! 777 00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:45,597 Forget it. I'm going down with a Stormy Daniels. 778 00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:47,265 No, Cartman, stop eating! 779 00:37:47,366 --> 00:37:48,767 I found more semaglutide. 780 00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:51,403 It's gonna be here within the hour. 781 00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:01,279 Go easy, Cartman. 782 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,549 What do you mean it's gonna be here within the hour? 783 00:38:03,649 --> 00:38:05,651 I found another supplier in North Carolina. 784 00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:07,819 They make raw semaglutides for all the other drugs. 785 00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:10,188 They let me order a whole truck of raw powder wholesale. 786 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,291 The app says the truck is already almost here. See? 787 00:38:13,392 --> 00:38:15,527 As soon as it gets here, we can make you another dose, 788 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,563 and you'll have your willpower back. 789 00:38:17,663 --> 00:38:20,131 You just gotta hang on a little bit longer. 790 00:38:21,867 --> 00:38:24,503 Fine. I won't eat it just yet. 791 00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:25,847 Kenny, put this in the refrigerator 792 00:38:25,871 --> 00:38:27,205 so the skin doesn't get soggy. 793 00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:28,740 Ew, gross. 794 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,042 Okay, let's be totally ready when the truck gets here. 795 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,454 Stan, get the bio static water ready. 796 00:38:32,478 --> 00:38:33,979 Butters, prepare another syringe. 797 00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:36,415 The delivery is gonna be here in the next 40 minutes. 798 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:56,968 Got some construction going on. 799 00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:00,906 Seems kind of inappropriate 800 00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:03,909 to wear a midriff shirt while working, don't it? 801 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,310 Take your foot off the pedal! 802 00:39:05,411 --> 00:39:06,854 How much semaglutide you got in the back?! 803 00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:09,548 - Hey! - Get him, girls! 804 00:39:09,648 --> 00:39:10,949 No! 805 00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:13,084 Stop. 806 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,720 Stop! 807 00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:16,121 Fuck this! 808 00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:19,558 What the hell are you doing? 809 00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:20,959 You're bad people! 810 00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:23,061 I'm getting the fuck away from you! 811 00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:24,295 Hey! 812 00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:28,800 He's taking the drugs! 813 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,268 Get that motherfucker! 814 00:39:36,642 --> 00:39:37,876 Shit! 815 00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:53,692 Oh, goddamn it. 816 00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:55,403 - What's wrong? - The truck was almost here 817 00:39:55,427 --> 00:39:57,095 but now it's going the wrong way again. 818 00:39:58,063 --> 00:39:59,665 What the fuck is this guy doing? 819 00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:14,552 Oh, for fuck's sake. 820 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:15,981 Now it's doing that thing 821 00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:17,659 where it just keeps spinning around in circles. 822 00:40:17,683 --> 00:40:18,984 Oh, I hate that. 823 00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:21,720 Come on, we got to go track this asshole down. 824 00:40:25,624 --> 00:40:26,958 Whoa! 825 00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:28,359 Oh! 826 00:40:33,198 --> 00:40:35,133 What the fuck? 827 00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:37,669 The truck went west by Target. 828 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:39,738 And then went east again. 829 00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:41,873 I think it's over this way now. 830 00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:43,475 I don't get it. 831 00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:45,443 It says the truck is right here. 832 00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:47,078 Uh, there it is. 833 00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:50,181 Oh, shit! 834 00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:56,755 Dad, what are you doing? 835 00:40:56,855 --> 00:40:58,790 Uh, oh, uh... 836 00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:01,426 I'm in deep, Stan. 837 00:41:01,527 --> 00:41:02,728 Daddy's a drug addict. 838 00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:04,630 I should have never worn 839 00:41:04,730 --> 00:41:06,331 this midriff shirt to school. 840 00:41:06,431 --> 00:41:09,334 Certain things just aren't appropriate to wear. 841 00:41:09,434 --> 00:41:11,436 Oh-oh, look, fellas! 842 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:13,972 Give us the drugs! 843 00:41:14,072 --> 00:41:15,507 Aw, not them again. 844 00:41:15,607 --> 00:41:17,242 Get in the truck! 845 00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:20,912 Whoa, whoa, wait! 846 00:41:23,014 --> 00:41:25,250 Fellas, help! 847 00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:30,488 You guys, look. 848 00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:31,657 Is that the cops? 849 00:41:31,757 --> 00:41:33,391 What is that? 850 00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:37,996 Destroy that shipment! 851 00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:39,731 Dude, it's Cocoa Puffs bird. 852 00:41:43,101 --> 00:41:44,603 And-and Cap'n Crunch. 853 00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:46,371 I think that's Cap'n Crunch. 854 00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:50,175 You ain't taking this shit to your compounding pharmacy! 855 00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:53,044 What's a compounding pharmacy? 856 00:41:54,079 --> 00:41:56,247 - Aah! - Whoa! 857 00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:03,454 Those are our drugs, fuckos! 858 00:42:26,244 --> 00:42:28,914 - Aah! - Tony the Tiger killed Kenny! 859 00:42:37,522 --> 00:42:40,792 Stan, take Daddy's gun and shoot those MILFs! 860 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,828 No, Dad, I'm not shooting anyone's mom. 861 00:42:42,928 --> 00:42:45,163 I'll fucking shoot them. 862 00:42:57,175 --> 00:42:59,377 Butters, what are you doing? 863 00:42:59,477 --> 00:43:00,912 Oh, hey, Mom. 864 00:43:01,012 --> 00:43:04,549 Butters, you give Mommy those obesity drugs right now! 865 00:43:04,650 --> 00:43:07,052 But I thought you didn't use obesity drugs, Mom. 866 00:43:07,152 --> 00:43:09,287 I thought you were doing Pilates and stuff. 867 00:43:54,866 --> 00:43:57,168 Ooh! 868 00:44:04,442 --> 00:44:05,877 Fuck you! 869 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:07,445 Koo-koo! 870 00:44:07,545 --> 00:44:09,514 Koo-koo! Koo-koo! 871 00:44:23,028 --> 00:44:25,163 - The fuck are you doing? - I can reach it. 872 00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:26,974 Cartman, get your fat ass back in the truck. 873 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:28,399 No, I can get them. 874 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:30,344 I can get the obesity drugs. I can have my hunger 875 00:44:30,368 --> 00:44:32,203 suppressed for another week. 876 00:44:44,315 --> 00:44:45,984 No! 877 00:44:46,084 --> 00:44:47,552 Dad, look out! 878 00:44:48,553 --> 00:44:49,587 Whoa! 879 00:45:06,738 --> 00:45:08,774 Get the drugs in the garage! 880 00:45:08,874 --> 00:45:10,341 We'll make Cartman's shot first. 881 00:45:10,441 --> 00:45:13,078 Kyle, what the hell is going on? 882 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,514 We've got a full order 883 00:45:16,614 --> 00:45:18,283 of semaglutides to be given to the needy. 884 00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:19,827 They're all trying to take it, but everything in here 885 00:45:19,851 --> 00:45:21,419 belongs to us. 886 00:45:32,864 --> 00:45:34,599 Hello. 887 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:37,903 Where's our drugs? 888 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:41,506 Yeah, the, uh, pharmaceutical company 889 00:45:41,606 --> 00:45:43,641 you ordered from was insured with us. 890 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:46,344 What do you mean? We-we don't get them? 891 00:45:46,444 --> 00:45:47,846 You'll-you'll be able to get them. 892 00:45:47,946 --> 00:45:49,948 See, we just work in tandem with the suppliers, 893 00:45:50,048 --> 00:45:52,283 so all you'll have to do is navigate... 894 00:45:52,383 --> 00:45:54,619 ...the American health care system. 895 00:46:12,037 --> 00:46:13,571 Oh, my God, stop! 896 00:46:13,671 --> 00:46:17,108 Sharon, you don't want to mess with that stuff. 897 00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:20,145 Randy, why are you wearing one of Shelley's shirts? 898 00:46:20,245 --> 00:46:23,014 It's time for me to tell you the truth. 899 00:46:24,182 --> 00:46:26,517 I told you that I've been going out on hikes 900 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:28,719 and doing Pilates. 901 00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:30,755 But it's not true. 902 00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:32,858 I've just been... 903 00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:35,360 doing that shit. 904 00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:36,694 You have? 905 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:39,164 Why didn't you just admit it when I asked you? 906 00:46:39,264 --> 00:46:41,532 Well, 'cause I thought you'd be pissed. 907 00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:44,735 I had no idea you'd... want to do 'em, too. 908 00:46:44,836 --> 00:46:46,637 But how have you been getting them? 909 00:46:46,737 --> 00:46:48,773 They're so hard to get. 910 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:51,776 A, uh, a group of women 911 00:46:51,877 --> 00:46:53,945 were sharing theirs with me. 912 00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:56,114 I'd go to their houses and, uh... 913 00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:58,116 do it with them. 914 00:46:58,216 --> 00:46:59,817 Oh, and what do you think? 915 00:46:59,918 --> 00:47:02,453 Are you seeing any improvements? 916 00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:04,022 Wha...? Wait. 917 00:47:04,122 --> 00:47:05,991 You're-you're not pissed? 918 00:47:06,091 --> 00:47:08,026 No, I'm not pissed, Randy. 919 00:47:08,126 --> 00:47:09,727 Everyone wants to do this stuff. 920 00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:11,997 How can you say no to it? 921 00:47:12,097 --> 00:47:14,565 You are so much cooler 922 00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:17,135 than any other woman out there, you know that? 923 00:47:17,235 --> 00:47:20,405 And I do not want you to change one bit. 924 00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:24,142 You don't? Really? 925 00:47:24,242 --> 00:47:25,743 The truth is, Sharon, 926 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,712 I think these are bad drugs. 927 00:47:27,812 --> 00:47:30,081 They just made me crave everything less 928 00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:32,450 and yet my dick still worked. 929 00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:35,720 Hey, let's say just you and me 930 00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:38,924 go to the Holiday Inn tonight and do some molly. 931 00:47:39,024 --> 00:47:41,559 What? Like we did back in college? 932 00:47:41,659 --> 00:47:43,194 Yeah, sweetheart. 933 00:47:43,294 --> 00:47:45,663 Let's go do some good drugs. 934 00:47:51,269 --> 00:47:53,804 Hey, oh, hey, Sharon, look, my dick doesn't work! 935 00:47:53,905 --> 00:47:56,374 - Oh, wow. - Yeah! Ha-ha, this is great! 936 00:48:03,982 --> 00:48:07,752 Well, I guess that's it for our compounding pharmacy. 937 00:48:07,852 --> 00:48:11,222 Yeah, I'm just kind of glad it's all over with. 938 00:48:11,322 --> 00:48:13,491 I was wrong. 939 00:48:13,591 --> 00:48:16,861 I used to think fat people just needed more willpower. 940 00:48:16,962 --> 00:48:20,465 But now I see what it's like to have willpower not be enough. 941 00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:22,968 We got sugar companies, pharmaceutical companies 942 00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:25,236 and insurance companies all just trying to figure out 943 00:48:25,336 --> 00:48:27,505 how to make money off of our fucking health. 944 00:48:27,605 --> 00:48:30,075 How can anyone have willpower when all these forces 945 00:48:30,175 --> 00:48:31,909 are manipulating us every day? 946 00:48:32,010 --> 00:48:33,344 It's impossible. 947 00:48:33,444 --> 00:48:35,146 And I've learned one very important thing. 948 00:48:35,246 --> 00:48:38,649 It isn't fair to put the blame on anyone for their weight. 949 00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:39,750 Yeah. 950 00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:40,918 Yeah. 951 00:48:41,019 --> 00:48:42,153 What do you say, guys? 952 00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:43,521 Let's all agree as a school... 953 00:48:43,621 --> 00:48:45,890 no, as a society... that we won't make fun 954 00:48:45,991 --> 00:48:47,993 of obesity anymore. 955 00:48:50,028 --> 00:48:51,596 Wait, what did you say? 956 00:48:51,696 --> 00:48:53,498 I said we're not going to be critical 957 00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:55,466 of anyone for their weight ever again. 958 00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:57,444 Are you serious? 959 00:48:57,468 --> 00:48:58,936 But, you guys, 960 00:48:59,037 --> 00:49:01,906 that's all I've been wishing for this whole time. 961 00:49:02,007 --> 00:49:03,374 It all worked out, you guys. 962 00:49:03,474 --> 00:49:05,310 - Kyle, guess what? - What? 963 00:49:05,410 --> 00:49:07,212 You're a fucking dipshit ginger. 964 00:49:07,312 --> 00:49:10,248 You've got fucking freckles and your religion is a goddamn lie. 965 00:49:10,348 --> 00:49:12,050 Shut up, Cartman. 966 00:49:12,150 --> 00:49:13,851 You... you... 967 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:15,653 Oh, my God, yes! 968 00:49:15,753 --> 00:49:16,887 Fucking yes! 969 00:49:16,988 --> 00:49:18,923 Wendy, you've got little tiny saggy tits 970 00:49:19,024 --> 00:49:20,358 and your breath stinks. 971 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:21,892 - What? - That's it! 972 00:49:21,993 --> 00:49:24,495 That's it, you can't say anything, and you... 973 00:49:27,332 --> 00:49:29,167 Hey, Mr. Rollins, you dress like a bitch. 974 00:49:29,267 --> 00:49:31,336 Hello, ma'am, you've got a big nose. 975 00:49:31,436 --> 00:49:33,471 Hey, do I know you? Fuck you. 976 00:49:33,571 --> 00:49:35,206 Nice hair, cheese dick. 977 00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:36,774 Ha-ha, you're in a wheelchair. 978 00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:39,177 Hey, ugly, I'm checking in, please. 979 00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:43,181 You're flying to Pakistan all by yourself, young man? 980 00:49:43,281 --> 00:49:44,515 That's right. 981 00:49:44,615 --> 00:49:47,452 I've got a lot of catching up to do. 982 00:49:49,854 --> 00:49:52,090 Yes!